Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
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08:10 - GOOD MATHS JOKE
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Lemma: A condition affecting mathematics students whereby they prove things before starting on the main proof of a theorem; those who cannot remember which of two lemmas they are supposed to use are said to be in a dilemma.
-- from The Bluffer's Guide To Maths
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Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
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12:48 - THE FEROCITY AND SHEER HURRICANE-LIKE QUALITIES OF
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my farts never ceases to amaze. It's no wonder this chair is falling to bits. I'm sure I could propel myself across the English Channel.
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Friday, August 1st, 2008
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09:23 - re: python challenge dot com
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if you think "peak hell" and "pickle" are homonyms then you are a GIGANTIC FUCKING RETARD
if you think homonym means "sounds and is spelled the same" then okay pretend I wrote homophone instead.
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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
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19:15 - METHODS OF CASUALLY MENTIONING TO THE INTERNET AT LARGE THAT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND #94
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"Give online dating a second chance"
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Friday, February 29th, 2008
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19:59
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Posting because it is a leap day.
Any girls reading this feel like getting married? The only one I semi-regularly talk to wasn't online *sad face with exaggerated puppy-dog-esque expression*
This pathetic update was brought to you by tradition
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Monday, November 5th, 2007
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19:28 - It's bonfire night
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Show America how to properly deal with a terrorist attack, build a model of the WTC, fill it with fireworks, and light it on 9/11 (the 9th of November, of course)
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Saturday, September 22nd, 2007
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08:09 - YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, MY ONLY SUNSHINE
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No no no no NO! This is WRONG, you need MULTIPLE, REDUNDANT sources of sunshine, in case one of them FAILS. Ugh
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Wednesday, July 4th, 2007
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02:33 - Cupcakes are small cakes with icing on top. That's all you need to know.
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Cupcakes are not the same as fairy cakes although fairy cakes are another word for cupcakes. That type of cupcake is made of sponge and has the same recipe as a Victoria sponge cake. The composition of the cupcakes being discussed here is unknown. However the following information is available:
- In an episode of the Simpsons Bart is throwing them at the wall and they go SPLAT which might tell you what's inside them or it might just be the icing.
- However you shouldn't degrade cupcakes with Bart.
- In another episode Lisa electrocutes Bart repeatedly using a cupcake, but that doesn't tell you anything about their composition other than it is electrically conductive.
Remember - they're small cakes with icing on top. That's all you need to know. Cupcakes are on a need-to-know basis.
ADDENDUM: They don't have fruit in which is okay because I don't like fruitcake.
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Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
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06:58 - COCK APOCALYPSE
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giant phalluses appear in the sky, cause mass destruction
I haven't worked out the details because I don't spend my days thinking about giant phalluses
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Tuesday, February 20th, 2007
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20:40 - TITS APOCALYPSE promotional shot
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http://img.waffleimages.com/739fcab337b66b016058c81b842c3b0fd919cb86/towelboobs2-1.jpg
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Monday, February 19th, 2007
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07:21 - TITS APOCALYPSE
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giant breasts appear in the sky, cause mass destruction
beefy, chiselled men must fly into small holes beneath them, and explode something
like independence day only without the ridiculous "aliens susceptible to apple virus" plot
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Tuesday, February 6th, 2007
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10:32
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Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
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20:45
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deleted. this post was terrible
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19:44
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There are few things I am more jealous of right now than Harry, Ron, and Hermione's close friendship
EDIT or any close friendship at all really
EDIT 2 or any friendship of any type at all, really
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Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
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22:27 - DEATHLY HALLOWS
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ahahaha what the hell is that about
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Sunday, December 3rd, 2006
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22:52
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"Let S be the set of all things to do. Define a partial order on this set. a < b if b is a better thing to do than a. Theorem: the unique mimimum of S with respect to this partial order is constructing Doom maps."
thanks Elliot, funniest thing I've read all day
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Saturday, December 2nd, 2006
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11:23
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Monday, October 16th, 2006
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12:53 - ICEWEASEL
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With the renaming of Firefox, Debian had a perfect opportunity to use a name and logo that doesn't look like something furries would masturbate to, but they failed to take it.
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Monday, October 2nd, 2006
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08:46
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people always draw spider's webs as a set of concentric non-overlapping polygons but they're actually spirals
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Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
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06:03
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What is the point of buying Apple laptops and then installing a different OS on them? Isn't Mac OS X what you're paying for?
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