RjY (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} rjy) wrote,@ 2005-12-04 12:40:00 |
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LIVEJOURNAL MEME - WRITE A PARODY OF SPARK'S USER PROFILE
This is a fine example of the lesser-spotted "rjy" - a naive academic and social failure who can't be bothered to dress himself since it's easier to wipe semen off if you haven't got any pants on. This bumbling fool left his house once about ten years ago but didn't like it and has since decided to stay indoors.
Never seen at any clubs or anywhere else really, but often annoys the local neighbourhood by playing hard dance, rave, etc.
I tend to be friendly with pretty much no-one, no matter who they are, and loathe meeting strangers, so say hello on pain of tremendously long, awkward silences and/or getting the shit screamed out of you.
This is a fine example of the lesser-spotted "rjy" - a naive academic and social failure who can't be bothered to dress himself since it's easier to wipe semen off if you haven't got any pants on. This bumbling fool left his house once about ten years ago but didn't like it and has since decided to stay indoors.
Never seen at any clubs or anywhere else really, but often annoys the local neighbourhood by playing hard dance, rave, etc.
I tend to be friendly with pretty much no-one, no matter who they are, and loathe meeting strangers, so say hello on pain of tremendously long, awkward silences and/or getting the shit screamed out of you.
